Tessa – Ready for Her Close-up

November 11th, 2016

.          Today Contessa Le Rouge (aka Tessa) practiced posing for a few  photo close-ups.  She sat and stood in the yard with Bougainvillea flowers serving as a backdrop. She’s waiting for a Hollywood TV or movie casting call that will make use of her many acting-quality talents. There are many starring (or significant supporting) roles she’s prepared to consider. The long list of her abilities and accomplishments includes the following.

…..  Handles squeaky toys with distinction, including throwing and making them squeal rather loudly (even louder than sound from the room TV or radio).

…..  Adept at alerting nearby feeding birds to her presence and quick to evidence proper aggressive moves that prevent them from spending excessive time at the bird feeders.

…..  Employs appropriate vocal sounds when communicating with living objects on the street side of our block wall fence.

…..  Soaks up large quantities of water from wet grass and transports it all safely indoors.

…..  Experienced at digging holes in flower beds and other areas designed for that purpose.

…..  Leaps without effort onto patio furniture and adorns surfaces with autograph-quality paw prints.

…..  Is able to assume a persona characteristic of a rambunctious tomboy at a moments notice.

…..  Excellent communicator of interest in sharing food from the dinner table.

…..  Willingness to respond to suggestions (formerly called “commands”) when time and interest permit.

…..  Has the equivalent of a mail order honorary degree in slumber and excels in that unique ability.

.          Contessa is currently available and willing to consider acting roles suitable for her many attributes. Please share news of her availability with the better movie/TV producers, directors and casting agents. In exchange she’ll pawtograph a special photo which the recipient will surely treasure.

Contessa Le Rouge Ready for Her Close-up

                 Contessa Le Rouge
           Ready for Her Close-up

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